Movie Lists

Stream of the Week: Troll 2 – really the worst movie?

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I love movies that are unintentionally hilarious – at once both undeniably bad and entertaining.  Troll 2 has recently gotten some buzz as the worst movie of all time”, largely because of Best Worst Movie, a 2009 documentary about how horrible and funny Troll 2 is.  It may not be the worst, but Troll 2 belongs in the conversation and has earned a place in my Bad Movie Festival.

A white bread suburban family vacations in the mountain village of Nilbog (“Goblin” spelled backwards, get it?) in which all the locals are vegetarian predator goblins who can take the form of regular humans.  The goblins are able to turn humans into vegetative matter (a green slime) that the goblins can ingest.

The movie was made with very primitive production values by a non-English speaking Italian crew and a non-Italian speaking Z-list American cast.  Inept acting and directing aside, the screenplay is probably the source of the most laughs.  There’s the dead grandpa Seth who keeps appearing to the boy, the boy’s saving his family by urinating on the family dinner, the make out scene so “hot” that it pops popcorn and so much more. Another of the funny aspects of Troll 2 is that it is completely unrelated to the movie Troll and has no trolls in it.

Troll 2 is available on Netflix Streaming.  You can see some of the finer bits of Troll 2 by doing a YouTube search for “You can’t piss on hospitality” and “Troll 2 O my God”.  Here’s the trailer.

 

As to Best Worst Movie, it’s very entertaining.  There are some squirmy scenes with cast members whose mental health issues have since worsened.  The Italian director is a jerk who, although happy to bask in Troll 2‘s new found cult status,  is narcissistically unwilling to acknowledge its badness.  But the goodhearted goofiness of star George Hardy, a cast of good sports and Troll 2‘s cult following dominates, and Best Worst Movie is fun to watch.  Best Worst Move is available on DVD.

Best Movies of 2012 – So Far

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I’ve started my ongoing list of Best Movies of 2012 – So Far. I’ve included the foreign films The Kid with a Bike, A Separation, Polisse and Monsieur Lazhar, and the American indies Rampart and Detachment.  When Take This Waltz comes out at the end of June, it will go on the list, too.

Polisse is still playing in theaters.  Here’s the trailer.

Worst Movie Mothers

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Piper Laurie as Margaret White in CARRIE

Mother’s Day is coming up, so I’ll trot out my list of Worst Movie Mothers.   Piper Laurie played one scarily twisted mom in Carrie, but she’s only Number Four on my list.  Note:  some readers have found this list very unpleasant.

Best Shakespeare Movies

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After suggesting Franco Zeffirelli’s Romeo and Juliet for Valentine’s Day and commenting on the current release Coriolanus, I decided to make a list of Best Shakespeare Movies.  You may be surprised at who makes my list – and who doesn’t.

Filmmakers have advantages not available to Shakespeare.  They can depict realistic combat in the battle scenes.  They can add sex and nudity to romance.  And they can enhance  Macbeth‘s witches and visions with trippy special effects.

The actor and director Kenneth Branagh is the best modern interpreter of Shakespeare (and shows up on this list three times).   Branagh gives us a Henry V that is not just a Dead White Guy, but a young and impulsive king, fueled more by personal ambition and testosterone than national interest.  Here is Branagh’s charismatic St. Crispin’s Day speech from his Henry V.

2011 in Movies: the year’s best movies

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INCENDIES

Here’s my list of the best films of 2011: 1)  Incendies, 2) Take Shelter, 3) The Artist, 4) The Descendants, 5) Poetry, 6) Midnight in Paris, 7) Beginners, 8) Source Code, 9) Young Adult, and 10) (tie) The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Drive.

Continuing with my list of 2011’s best films, here are my honorable mentions: The Guard,  Project Nim, Buck, Tabloid, The Adjustment Bureau, Carancho, and Potiche.

(Note:  I’m saving room for some films that I haven’t yet seen, especially Roman Polanski’s Carnage and Ralph Fiennes’ Coriolanus.)

You can watch the trailers and see my comments on all these films at Best Movies of 2011.

According to Metacritic, all of my picks (except The Adjustment Bureau) were highly rated by prominent critics.  I did disdain some art films, most notably The Tree of Life, which made lots of critics’ end-of-year lists.  See 2011 in Movies: biggest disappointments, which I’m posting on Tuesday.

(Further Note:  Incendies was nominated for the 2010 Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, but was widely released in the US in 2011.  A Separation, which I and most folks won’t be able to see until after January 27, will contend on my 2012 list.)

2011 in Movies: documentaries

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PROJECT NIM

As usual, several documentaries made my list of Best Movies of 2011:  Project Nim, Buck and Tabloid.

Werner Herzog gave us the wonderful 3D Cave of Forgotten Dreams.  Page One highlighted David Carr of the New York Times.  The Polish documentary War Games and the Man Who Stopped Them was a great find.  I also admired Thunder Soul (about a Houston high school stage band in the 60s), Magic Bus (featuring actual footage of Ken Kesey’s Merry Pranksters), American Grindhouse (about the grindhouse films of the 40s, 50s and early 60s) and These Amazing Shadows (about the National Film Registry).

PBS had stellar year, especially with Woody Allen: A Documentary, Jimmy Carter, Stonewall Uprising and Troubadours.

HBO delivered Bobby Fisher Against the World.  And ESPN has entered the documentary arena with the surprising The Marinovich Project.

RIP Smokin’ Joe

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Joe Frazier in THRILLER IN MANILA

Former heavyweight champion Joe Frazier has died.

Many consider the 1975 Thrilla in Manila, the heavyweight championship bout between Frazier and Muhammed Ali, to be the greatest boxing match of all time.  Ali usually dominates the narrative of 1970s boxing.  However, the 2009 HBO documentary Thriller in Manila revisits the fight and its aftermath from Frazier’s point of view.  The film depicts Frazier in his final years, broke and living on the margins of society, still boiling with resentment from the experience.

In contrast, the 2009 documentary Facing Ali showcases Ali’s other rivals, who have all embraced their experiences with Ali as their career-defining moment.  We hear from George Chuvalo, Sir Henry Cooper, Earnie Shavers, George Foreman, Ernie Terrel, Larry Holmes, Ken Norton and Leon Spinks.  Chuvalo, Cooper and Shavers prove to be surprisingly charming raconteurs.

Thriller in Manila is on my list of 10 Best Boxing Movies, and I’ll put Facing Ali on the list when I have time.

They shouldn’t have done this to John Doucette

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I was watching the 1950 Western Rancho Notorious when I asked myself, “Who’s the bad guy in the pageboy?”.  Indeed, the reliable character actor John Doucette has been forced to don a platinum blonde pageboy wig to play Whitey.  When shot in the back at the campfire, he gets to die with his boots on  – and with his pageboy.  I’ve added this on to my list of Least Convincing Movie Hair.

the John Doucette that we all recognize

BTW Rancho Notorious – directed by Fritz Lang and starring Arthur Kennedy, Marlene Dietrich and Mel Ferrer – really doesn’t stand up very well.  It’s easily the most disappointing Lang film that I’ve seen.

Coming up on TV: Brute Force

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On November 2, Turner Classic Movies will be airing Brute Force (1947).  This Jules Dassin noir is by far the best of the Hollywood prison dramas of the 30s and 40s.  A convict (Burt Lancaster) is taunted by a sadistic guard (Hume Cronyn) and plans an escape. It’s a pretty violent film for the 1940s, and was inspired by the 1946 Battle of Alcatraz in which three cons and two guards were killed.  Charles Bickford, Whit Bissell and Sam Levene are excellent as fellow cons.

It’s on my list of 10 Best Prison Movies.