Sex and the City 2

I haven’t seen Sex and the City 2 and don’t plan to, so I am not weighing in on the film itself. But its critical reception can best be described as uniformly venomous.  For each movie, Metacritic.com assigns numeric scores to the reviews of America’s leading critics and averages them into a Metacritic score between 1 and 100.  Generally, really outstanding movies score in the high 70s, and dreadful movies score in the low 30s.  Sex and the City 2‘s Metacritic score is 28.  As a comparison, the worst movies that I have seen this year are Tooth Fairy (Metacritic score of 36) and Leap Year (Metacritic score of 33).   The worst movie that I saw last year was Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which scored a 39.  So we can safely say that Sex and the City 2 is widely reviled and will show up on the Worst of the Year lists.

I keep Best of the Year lists but not Worst of the Year lists.  Because I’m not a professional critic, I’m not required to see every movie.  I try to avoid the bad ones.  Because I repeatedly saw the trailer for Did You Hear About the Morgans?, I skipped that one.  The only reason that I have seen Tooth Fairy and Leap Year is because they were the only movies I hadn’t seen that were showing on very long airplane flights.

I love Metacritic because the critical consensus is generally closer to my taste than that of individual critics.  Click here and check it out for yourself.

Micmacs

Micmacs is the latest delight from French master Jean-Pierre Jeunet (Amelie and the very underrated A Very Long Engagement).  France’s top comedian Dany Boon plays an oddball who is twice victimized by armaments sellers.   He is adopted by a group of eccentric and highly skilled outcasts who support his campaign of revenge against the arms manufacturers.

As in Amelie, Jeunet creates a gentle, charming and whimsical universe in modern Paris.  In Micmacs, he is ceaselessly inventive.  And he proves that sometimes the most effective political attacks can be the most gentle.

This film has been cursed with an absolutely insane and baseless R rating.  There is no violence, sex or language which justifies this rating.  It is a crime because this movie is a great choice for a bunch of 12-year-olds.  I would have given this film a PG.

This week's Movies to See

Click here for this week’s recommendations.  Scroll down this blog to watch trailers.  My top recommendations are The Secrets in their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos), Iron Man 2 and, of course, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

My top picks on DVD are still The Messenger, Crazy Heart and Broken Embraces (Abrazos Rotos).

Some Like It Hot, Diabolique and Monkey Business are all on TV.

DVD pick of the week: The Messenger

The Messenger:  A soldier’s (Ben Foster) new assignment is visiting military next of kin to inform them face-to-face of their loved one’s death in combat; after you see this movie, you won’t complain about your own job for a while.  Despite the challenging material, most people will appreciate this movie because of the brilliant supporting performances of Woody Harrelson and Samantha Morton. There are only 3 or 4 “notifications”, which set the stage for the characters played by Foster, Harrelson and Morton.  The plot is leavened by laughs and the possibility of romance.

Please Give

Please Give:  This is another smart comedy from Nicole Holofcener (Love, Actually) starring the irreplaceable Catherine Keener.   Keener and husband Oliver Platt are waiting for the demise of the detestable neighboring nonagenarian so they can expand their Manhattan apartment.  Holofcener, a master at intelligent, character-driven comedy, has a Best Picture Oscar in her, but not this time – good, but not great.

Best Movies of 2010 – So far

I ‘ve updated my Best Movies of 2010  – So Far page.  Go to the page for descriptions.  My choices as of mid-May:

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

The Secrets in their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos)

A Prophet

Toy Story 3

Fish Tank

Ghost Writer

Sweetgrass

Dragon Tattoo and Secrets in Their Eyes are in theaters now.  Toy Story 3 will be released in June.

A Prophet, Ghost Writer, Fish Tank and Sweetgrass are awaiting DVD release.  Put ’em on your Netflix queue now.

Toy Story 3

Just saw a preview of Toy Story 3.  It’s the best American movie of the year so far, and belongs in the elevated class of Toy Story and Toy Story 2.  I would recommend the film for anyone, not just kids.

Pixar understands that the best animation in human history is not enough by itself, and tells great, great stories.  Pixar screenwriting is incredibly superior to that of other animation studios.

The version I saw was in 2D.  The 3D version should make the opening and climatic scenes even more compelling.

Tuesday on TV: A better Avatar from 1970

 

A Man Called Horse (1970)

 

This Tuesday, TCM is showing A Man Called Horse (1970).

Modern viewers will recognize most of the plot of Avatar herein.  In the early 19th century, Richard Harris is captured by American Indians and becomes assimilated into their culture.  Harris’ initiation into the tribe is one of cinema’s most cringe-worthy moments.  The film still stands up well  today.

A Man Called Horse fits into the subgenre of Westerns that are sympathetic to Native Americans, including  Little Big Man (1970), Jeremiah Johnson (1972), The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) and Dances With Wolves (1990).   The trend became pronounced with Cheyenne Autumn in 1964 and has stayed healthy through the recent retelling of the Pocahontas story in The New Land.

Of course, even a worthy movie subgenre has its cliches.  Why is it that when the white guy encounters a native girl   –  It’s always the chief’s beautiful, unattached, nubile daughter?

Carell and Fey in "Crazy Night"

Date Night has been released in France as Crazy Night.  As to the American concept of Date Night, I suspect that the French cannot imagine a planet, let alone a country, where going out to dine with your spouse is a big deal.

Also, we know know that a movie with Steve Carell and Tina Fey is going to be funny.  Note how the French movie poster makes this a little more obvious.

American ad

 

French ad

French Movie Food

There were no Raisinettes, Milk Duds or (my favorite) Hot Tamales.  But there was a candy section that contained scores of bulk candies.  You could get either Hagen-Daasz or Ben and Jerry’s.  here are some shots of the movie food.

No Milk Duds

 

The only wrapped food in Paris

 

les energy drinks